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How many careers has Chris Jericho ended with his finishing move? And im not talking about the Lion Tamer here - or the Walls of Jericho either. Or his famous ARMBAR.
Im talking about that devistating move he invented - The Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunzel!
Well Junior, the answer is one. He only used that manuver one time and one time only. It was in a title match against that great Eupopean champion and legend, The Brazilian Chinaman. The move turned out to be so devistating that it ended his oponents career and landed him in a wheelchair.
It is said that after seeing this manuver, The Rock and Stone Cold both soiled their Hello Kitty panties like a preteen girl getting her first period, they quit wrestling and ran off to Hollywood hand in hand to make movies and stay safe.
Jericho being the great Humanitarian and Sportsman that he is has refused to ever use this manuver again for the safety of others.
My question is this: Should Jericho teach the Gradunzel to our Special Forces in the military to help them battle Al Qaeda? | | My god just hearing the name of that mythical hold just sends shivers up my spine. | Sorry girls funny or nor? A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.
Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to marks and spencers and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties.
The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. | | very gd pmfsl 10/10 | Daughter discreet about periods; hates herself for being a girl; wishes she was a baby; thinks as s'thingwierd Of the twin daughters who got their periods recently about a month apart from each other; one daughter hates to talk/share/discuss anything with me or her twin sister. she is so naive and unaware of the care involved; hides dozens of soiled panties in her room which is how I discovered recently. should I see a therapist? | No, you don't need a therapist, but she might. I know what you meant tho. =) I would just keep talking to her. Keep the dialog open. Tell her that it's OK to talk about it, and that it's nothing to be embarrassed about. All girls go through it. I guess it is traumatic for some girls. She will probably come around eventually. A therapist (for a while) might be a good idea.
Maybe have some girls over, to have a rap session, to make her more at ease? | Glove and Panties? A young man had just been dating a girl & her birthday was coming up – so he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
But in a weird turn of circumstances, during the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and his sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove". "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really good"
"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again". "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing". "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love".
"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing." | OH MY GOD!!!
I THINK THE BEST PART WAS THE FUR PART!!!
OH MY GOD!!!HOW CAN I COMPLIMENT ON THIS JOKE IN WORDS!!!I SIMPLY ADORE IT!!!!
I THINK U SHULD BECOME A JOKE WRITER!!!!
I LOVE ALL UR JOKES!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
LOL!!!!!
BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | Everytime i have to shower, i am forced to smell feces? i live in a sorority home with lots of girls and whenever its time for me to shower i walk into the bathroom and die a little. the smells are god awful. theres bloody tampons on the floor. theres dirty panties hanging from the toilet tank. once i even found a soiled hair extension in the sink. this morning, i reached my breaking point and whipped a bottle of shampoo at a girl because she came in and took a dump while i was showering. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | isn't there a house mother or someone in charge? i would bring it up to them, and see if they can do anything about it. otherwise, perhaps addressing the problem directly with people. but remember, people don't respond well when they are being bossed around. be polite, maybe even just talk to them as a group and don't single anyone out? good luck. | The gift.....? A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
All my love.
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. | hahah
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NOw that is the FUNNIEST joke i think I have ever heard | Sex with a Japanese man? Hi,
I am a single living in Tokyo. I had a live in relationship in Sydney that went bad and I am now here for a fresh start.
One Jap man in my company constatnly asked me for a date and showered me with gifts. I finally agreed to go out with him. After a few dates, I thought of sleeping with him. He immediately took me to a sex shop and asked me to buy him a nice pair of handcuffs and wax!!! I was horrified and walked out of the friendship.
The next friend of mine is a perfect gentleman. But this Japanese man started asking me for my panty (soiled one at that) so that he could manage "for the time being"!!! He even offered to buy me disposbale panties so that I could give him one after using it.
Are all Japanese men like this? Someone told me that this they do to hide their complex of small size.
I am confused? Should I stop looking for companionship in Japan? Anyway, I find that Japanese girls don't patronise Jap men. Is this the reason? | I don't know if you are American or not, but we Americans are also probably viewed as being an "easy lay" just by our entertainment industry. Go out on a date or two with an American man/woman, and you're guaranteed to get sex.
I'm sure you are just meeting the perverts of society though who buy into the American entertainment's view of Americans. In every society, you have men and woman who would rather spend their time looking for the "one" instead of looking for "the one for tonight."
Another word of advice... don't date your coworkers. | Any advise on getting our 3.5 year old girl to go to bed by herself. She needs one of us to lay down with her. We are raising our granddaughter and she wants or needs one of us to go to bed with her every night. We love her dearly but we need some alone time just for us. We have had her since birth, her parents are out of the picture but come and go as they please in her life. Right now they are both in jail. She has a brother that she loves dearly but was adopted by a family member out of state. She is getting whiny and she needs one of us in her sight at all times unless she is in day care. She loves day care. I need to add that she refuses to poop in the toilet, she holds it until she gets home and hides in the closet or behind a chair and soils her panties. The other day grandpa took her to get her hair cut and she threw a fit. She did not get her hair cut. Are we doing something wrong? Will she grow out of this? I hope that someone can help. | She is probably insecure and wants attention. When my baby brother was little, my mom and dad would put him in his bed then sit outside his door and read. He was crying, but they wouldn't acknowledge his presence unless he came out of his room. If he had the nerve to come out of his room, he would me given a small but communicative spanking, then would be returned to his bed. After a few nights of this, he stopped coming out of his room, and a few days later he didn't really cry at all.
She also may be afraid of the toilet. Some guyren are deathly afraid that they will fall into it, and the flushing noise scares them also. I suggest that you get a little toilet seat. Have her practice sitting on it with her pants on a few times a day. Perhaps let her put her dolls on it. Also, let her watch you pour a little glass of water into the pot of her seat, and then ler her watch you dispose of it. Show her that she doesn't have to sit on the "big potty" until she is ready.
If she doesn't like getting her hair cut, take her the next time you get your hair done. She may be afraid of what will happen when she sits in the big chair and a lady approaches her with scissors in her hand. You might even consider cutting her hair yourself.
Most importantly, make sure she contacts her brother regualarly. Whether by e-mail, snail mail, or phone, keeping that relationship is vital. Let her tell her brother about her accomplishments when she learns something new. I will be praying for you! | This joke is about a young man buy a gift for his girl friend........? A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don’t shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. | | Oh!!! boy that was a funny one.....10/10 | Funny? Plz star? A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart. | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! LMAO so funny!!!!!!!!!!
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i give it a star |
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