Blond joke? 2 red heads 1 blond died they half to licen to joke and not laught frist r head laugth at the 25 joke. 2nd r head laugth 50
joke the blond make it to 99 and laught god saed y u laugthing i didt say the oke blond said i just got the frist joke |
| I probably woulda laughed, but I didn't understand not a word that you typed. I would suggest you do it again and translate, please... |
Blond joke? (I don’t want to offend blond people it’s just a joke)
See if you can figure it out
How does a blond kill a fish?
I will tell you the answer in a little bit |
| She drowns it. |
Blond Joke? What is the best blond joke you have ever heard? |
A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that
tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to
blondes here."
The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later
returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't
sell to blondes, miss. Please go home!" the salesperson tells her.
The blonde goes home, shaves her head and puts on a baseball cap.
In a few days she asks once again to buy the tv. "We just don't sell to
blondes here! Please, give up! Go home!" the salesperson exclaims. "I
dyed my hair, you still knew I was blonde. I shaved my head and wore a
hat, you still knew I was blonde! How do you know?" she cries,
exasperated. The salesperson points to the item she wants. "Well, first
of all, that's a microwave..." |
What is a good diss joke to tell a guy who won't quit with the blond jokes? I am a blond and I need revenge. |
Sure.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you`d had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don`t you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here`s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I`m a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I`d like to see things from your point of view but I can`t seem to get my head that far up my ***.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you`ve never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don`t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don`t think you are a fool. But then what`s MY opinion against thousands of others? |
What's the best blond joke you have ever heard? AKA-I'm blond. I've heard some good ones and haven't heard any new ones but old ones over and over. I need some to share with others. |
Why was the blonde so happy when she finished a puzzle in 40 minutes?
On the box it read, "1-3 years." |
Does anyone have a good dumb blond joke? I need a good laugh. The last thing that made me laugh was a knock-knock joke about poo. |
Q: What to you do when a blonde chucks a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and chuck it back
Q: How to you confuse a blonde?
A; Put her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner
There are 2 blondes at an ATM machine, one blonde types her pin and the other blonde says I know your pin number it's ****. The other blonde shouts out "no it's not it's 1566!" |
What is a really offensife joke and a blond joke? i have a joke book but its not mature enough! please give ma a more mature one but nothing stupid |
Yell for Help
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together." |
Whats the funniest blond joke u ever heard? lol i just wanna laugh :P
whats one blond joke that makes you crack up?? lol
(no offence to blonds, i dont think that all blonds r dumb) |
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
-x-
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
-x-
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders???."
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What was the best dumb blond joke you have ever heard? also...
what was the cheesiest pick up line? |
A blonde walks into a hair salon one day, and to the Hairdresser's surprise, is wearing bright pink earmuffs. The blonde takes a seat and says,
"Just trim my fringe and layer it back,".
The Hairdresser looks at her and replies
"Well, you're going to have to remove the earmuffs if you want me to do a good job of it,"
The blonde shakes her head and says,
"Sorry, but I can't. Just cut around it."
So he proceeds to cut her hair and does indeed do a bad job of it. The same blonde continues to come back for the same haircut, each time refusing to remove the bright pink earmuffs. Then one day, the Hairdresser being unable to take it anymore, demands that she take them off, or he'll remove them himself.
"No! I can't!" screams the blonde in protest. The Hairdresser lunges forward and after a great struggle, manages to take them off her head. The blonde freezes, standing motionless for a moment, before crashing to the floor, unconcious. Dumbfounded, the Hairdresser places the earmuffs on his head before hearing a voice chanting,
"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
As for the pick-up line,
Have you got some tape? Because I am totally ripped! |
Is a blond joke the right medicine for the Monday blues? Did you hear about the blond who tried to bake a birthday cake?
The candles melted in the oven
What do you call a blond behind the steering wheel?
A airbag
How do you tell the sex of a fly?
Men is on the beer can and women on the phone |
| Lol cheri, great medicine and yip, I am on leave for 2 weeks and enjoy these laughs. Thank you.! |