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If you could choose between drinking and driving or stucking a banana down your *** what would you do?
biggie smalls, wu tang LEGEND longboarding and SKATEBOARDING are awesome MILF **** qwerty cupcakes are cool skinnies are too loose loose like a goose

You should grow a "****" before asking questions.

What the hell is up with my boobs?
Yeap, now that I've said it so bluntly I think I won't feel too awkward talking about it. Pardon me if this sounds a little humorous, for this is how I deal with these types of questions.
I'm sixteen, overweight (Not tellin'), 175.5cm tall, and my boobs are so weird. The size of them, quite frankly, aren't too bad...38C..I don't even really care about the size, but it's the shape that's so friggin' annoying. They're saggy and what you'd call "banana ****". When I was a guy, I was really tomboyish and hated wearing training bras or bras of any kind...broke out of that phase around the age of 13. I keep thinking that when I get old and they REALLY sag, all the guyren on the block could use 'em as water slides. They perk up a little when I'm cold and/or horny, obviously. (yeah, I said it (yes, sometimes I'm both)) My nipples are usually barely noticeable.(except when cold and/or horny)
I know exercise improves the shape but reduces the size, again, I don't care about the size and health-wise it's generally good for me to get up and do something other than read manga all day...
It's not so much that it worries or embarrasses me, because I'm not into the whole sex scene and since no one's getting under my shirt, no one would know about the size...From an outward appearance, they look pretty normal when fixed up in a bra.It just bugs me when I look in the mirror and I see my **** pointing to China. Is this normal for a girl who hasn't breastfed or got their chest stuck in an elevator or revolving door?

First off, realize that women have different shape boobs. They all don't look alike.

Second, you can make them perkier, but at 38C they aren't likely to put anyone's eyes out.

Exercise is the best way to pull them up, and developing those chest muscles will definitely help. However, because of the size of your breasts, if you don't want the neighborhood guys to use them for waterslides, you'll need to wear a bra. As long as you let gravity pull on them, they'll sag more and more. Not that I'm a proponent of wearing a bra, since I seldom wear one. But if you want to have a certain look to your breasts, a bra is a must.

Men +Porn=****+lies=a broken hearted girlfriend?
Men lie Cheat and steal there way into almost anything. Why Do i feel like use abused and hurt when my man looks at porn or comments about other women?...I am sure if we women did that to men as they do to us, they would not be happy to see hot big banana men with bodies of pure sweaty gold laying on the coffee table or on my computer, or just passing by at the mall? Umh!

I'll not get into whether porn is okay or not, because that's a personal decision. I would say, though, that he shouldn't be looking at it behind your back when he KNOWS it hurts you.

For your part, try to understand that it is often easier for the male mind to detach the physical aspect of sex from the emotional one than it is for the female mind. For many men, and quite possibly your own, fantasizing, sometimes including looking at porn, is just a normal part of masturbation; it doesn't necessarily say anything at all about how he feels about you. Considering that nearly all men, even the most loyal and loving husbands/boyfriends sometimes masturbate, it logically follows that such activity, with or without porn, is NOT an indication that he is cheating on you or isn't fully committed to you. I can't speak for all men, but most that I've encountered (myself included) know to draw a line between fantasy and reality.

As I said, though, if you have made it clear to him that you do not approve of him looking at porn, he shouldn't continue doing so. Period. That's how I see it, anyway.

What will be in this creation museum?
Will it just be a glass case with a picture of that tit from the youtube video and a banana? That appears to be the only evidence for creation..I use the term 'evidence' very loosely of course..

How about the Family Guy bit where just after the Peter Fish crawled out of the sea and went from lizard to monkey to cavemen to Peterm, they defered to Kansas and showed an Inteligent Desin bit of Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie dancing out of the water and popping everything into existence to the theme music.
I mean what they're proposing makes just as much sense!

Change of Heart...from abuse to a "Gentleman"!! Maybe? How Should a Man Treat A Woman?
I am living with my ex-boyfriend. We broke up Nov.2008, and all because he would talk extremely abusive to me. I've asked him to leave repeatedly, and although he is almost moved out, he's taking his time, and acting really nice with me lately. Buying me dinner every so often, paying for a few things here and there...but not household stuff. He's being more affectionate than ever before, too. But when I want to go see my family or a few aquaintances I have, he gets extremely mean with me. Says things like, remember those who are always there for you...because you are going to need them. Guilting me into not having a good time...or making me feel as if I shouldn't go. We used to fight about my going to see friends a lot...my family doesn't like him at all. I hardly have any friends because of him. Also, he surrounds himself around me and my 2 sons more, as if he likes to engage in family time...more than before. He is an artist. A toy designer and illustrator, graphic designer...you name it he's got it. He's getting famous all around the world: London, Japan, Australia...he does awesome work, that I admire very much. He stopped the physical abuse about 2 years ago, but the verbal and psychological abuse continued...sometimes even to this day. It's on and off with his tirades, mostly because I tell him that he is being offensive, and also, I ignore him and that gets him even more insecure about himself- he develops a baby personality and backs off. He does suffer from a clinical disorder. Seen 2 psychologists already...but hasn't been clinically diagnosed. Only reason I know he has a disorder is because one of those psych's is my Stepmother. I go through feelings of I admire him, I love him...then I really want him out of my life. We are still intimate, but don't call each other boyfriend or girlfriend anymore. Most of his friends, especially in the art field, don't know I even have guyren and am divorced. He is also divorced with a son. I try to stop being intimate with him, but then he does and says everything so nicely and gentlemanly for the next few days, that I regress to my old habits of giving in. I haven't asked him to stop packing, because I believe this will be good for him...he's never lived alone...but he then hurts my feelings when we have a disagreement about something,and then says that he will not want to stay in touch with someone like me after he leaves my home. He thinks I'm not a "good girl" according to his eyes...oh yeah--he doesn't pay rent, or food, or utilities...he complains almost everyday, until I call him on it...then he blames it on something else. And he's always talking about other girls he knows that don't have big ****, that show through their blouses, and dresses like a Banana Republic model. He dresses like that too. We've known each other since 1995, and been living together since 2004. Am I afraid to move on? On top of my issue in not knowing how a man should treat a woman? I don't mean spoiling, I mean respect, consideration and loyalty. I really need advice, because I don't want to mess up something that could be good for us in the long run...but then again, how can it be good, if he's behaving cruelly now? I don't care about money, as I'm paying for everything anyway...but my heart aches, because I think I'll be losing a friend soon too!

I can't believe you let this guy around your guyren for so long. Make him get out right now. He's never going to stop abusing you. If not physically, it will be mentally. He might kill you and leave your guys motherless. Use your head and get him out of your life. Get a support system, family friends etc and get through this.

Are these funny , yes, no, quite, sort of, or LOL?
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays the gas all over the car.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it. (ignore this one newly weds ;)

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A. They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow around for two weeks whining.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cos no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's'nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do women have ****?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Some of them were quite funny and a couple were lol

Why did he cheat ill tell you why!?
Sam Young works in Blue Banana Bristol UK .. a tall size 6 skinny little boy! Cheated on me with a chick with small ****! names Charlotte mc minga! why did he do this ladies and gentlemen...

i believe he did this for all of three reasons

1. Like a cave man.. Sams mind is.. under developed so he is unable to grasp the concept of self control resulting in him getting other girls to send him half naked pictures
2. Because he has the brain of a retard he needs these pictures to get off to .. cause who in the hell is going to give this idiot the real thing?
and
3. Sam has a small weener!

For all the girls who got cheated out there

Siannie xxxx

Hmm.
i think ive seen him before.
is he like tall, got dark hair, a lip piercing and used to backcomb it? :S
and gosh cant believe he cheated.
;o
xo

Is it okay to feed my 4 month old daughter fresh fruit in a net binky?
She really enjoyed peaches and french vanilla whip cream.
Strawberrys and banana..
grapes and crushed apples.

but a couple ppl said "oooh. thats not good for her." but they are.....

she did puke alittle last night a few hours after. but she did eat alot of it.

it was just soooo cute. she was heavenly. i have never seen such sheer ecstasy on her cute little face as her sucking on a squishy net filled with peaches and cream.. and i wanted to try different combinations.

is it ok for her tho. i just want to check.

ya know.

is there a certain age that she should start on fresh foods.
she is strictly breast milk.
my fiance has nice ****. so i make her breast feed.
on that. what age should she stop. I say 1 year. i might be willing to comprimise to 9 months.. MAYBE> but at what age is "normal to stop breast feeding?

I don't think it's "wrong" to try new things on a baby. I have two of my own and I think it's fun to see thier little faces as they're trying something new. You want to be careful how much you give her though even at 6 months because too much can constipate her and give her tummy aches or make her vomit as you already know. And you might want to hold off on giving her fruits regularly until she eats veggies( I know! My daughter is now almost 2 and an extremely picky eater!)
P.S. You're not supposed to introduce baby food until 6 months and start with veggies.

Another jokes for you?
• Q: What does PMS stand for?
A: Penis Must Suffer

• Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.

• I've invented a fly spray that doesn't kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time.

• If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

• Old chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.

• Doctor: Ur knees all blistered?
Lady: Coz of doggy style!
Doctor: Cant u do it any other style?
Lady: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!

• Wife, stark naked, stands on her head in bed.
Husband: What the hell are you doing?
Wife: I figured if you can't get it up, you could surely drop it in.

thanks...:-)

This is funny isnt it ?
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your ****," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."

Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"

its not funny ,it hilarioussssssssssssss rofl 10/10